A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "There must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds."
By: Justin H. Dion, Esq.
Sometimes it's good to have a little humor to lighten things up...
One day, the Pastor sees Matthew walking slowly out of Church. Matthew is dejected, disheveled and looks terrible. "Matthew," asked the Pastor, "what's the matter?"
"Well, Pastor, my business is shot, I'm losing my house and my wife says she is going to leave me and take the kids if I don't straighten things out. I just don't know what to do."
"Matthew, find the answer in the Bible," the Pastor replied. And Matthew left.
Four months later, the Pastor sees Matthew coming out of Church, only this time, he's wearing an Armani suit, a nice cap and lighting a big old cigar. "Matthew, you look great! Did you follow my advice?"
"I did. I went home that day and decided to open the Bible and to follow the advice I saw. So I opened the Bible, and the first phrase I saw said: ‘Matthew, Chapter 11.’"
By: Justin H. Dion, Esq.
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor, noticing that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, instructed the collections manager to contact the customer.
The collections manager made the call and left a voice-mail message for the customer, stating “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”
The next day the collections manager received a collect call from the customer who said: “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
By: Michael B. Katz, Esq.
